I...I...I...
I have a, um, new drug. And a, um, problem. Sort of.
It's just that this new one comes so cheap. So cheap, in fact, that I recently got it free. Free! And in this day and age, a free drug should certainly not be passed up. One should take their free drugs and run!
So here's the thing. I should be honest. Frank. I should tell you that my drug is so pretty looking, so stately, so crisp. Crisp? Okay, okay, so it's not a drug drug, it's a vegetable drug. It's made especially for springtime, and I just love it so much. It like celery woke up one morning and decided to be cheerful, rather than dreary. It's like celery blushed. It's like celery woke up one morning and had sex with a strawberry! Their baby was named Rhubarb. Oh rhubarb. Oh rhubarb! You are a dream come true!
The chutney is not bad. It's very interesting, in fact. It has that initial awkwardness that some chutneys do -- the sweetness cloaked by black pepper, garlic, and other things that shouldn't even come within a twenty mile radius of a sweet, fruity thing. The rhubarb is cooked down, but it stays pink, so it is a very presentable, very fancy. The recipe suggested baking it on top of brie cheese, which I can't imagine I would ever have a problem with. There aren't a lot of things that can ruin brie cheese for me.
So, I would advise making a very small batch of this rhubarb chutney to begin with, unless you know for some reason that you absolutely adore rhubarb chutney -- in which case, do it up and make the whole amount. I started with one-eighth of this recipe, and I ended up with about 1/2 cup of chutney. The recipe calls for golden raisins, which I think might be delicious, but I was out of them and for some reason couldn't find one single golden raisin in my grocery store. Also, feel free to muck around with this recipe and add other things that might be good, such as another fruit (mango?) or candied ginger.
Rhubarb Chutney
8 C rhubarb, chopped into 1/4" pieces or smaller if you prefer
2/3 C apple cider vinegar
1 1/2 C packed light brown sugar
1 C golden raisins
1/4 C peeled and finely chopped fresh ginger (you can also use the ginger paste in a jar)
3 garlic cloves, minced
1/4 t salt
1/4 t black pepper
Bring vinegar and sugar to a boil in a saucepan or dutch oven over medium-high heat.
Add rhubarb and remaining ingredients. Stir and simmer uncovered, stirring occasionally, until rhubarb is starting to get mushy and mixture thickens, 6-8 minutes.
Cool completely. Store in a glass jar in refrigerator. Bring to room temperature before serving. Makes about 5 1/2 cups (yikes, that's a lot).
Serve with grilled pork or chicken, or with slightly melty brie cheese, or on a grilled cheese sandwich. Or do anything else with it that you can dream up!
Now, since you still have a lot of rhubarb left, let's move on to Plan B, shall we?
Strawberry-Rhubarb Muffins,
adapted from Brilliant Food Tips and Cooking Tricks by David Joachim, which is an absolutely terrific book that I highly recommend
Okay, so the recipe. First, some advice.
When combining the wet and dry ingredients for muffins, mix as minimally as possible. Lumps are desirable. Even some spots of unmoistened flour are okay.
You can use ANY flavor variation that you can think of! I've tried this recipe with blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, coconut/macadamia nuts, chocolate chips, bananas, apples, and multiple other things.
You will need:
1 stick (1/2 cup) butter
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3/4 cup sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder + 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 large eggs
1 cup buttermilk (I usually substitute a cup of yogurt -- if you use the full-fat kind, they will turn out better. You can also use one cup of milk + 1 T white vinegar as a replacement for the vinegar.)
1 1/2C chopped strawberries + 1 1/2 C chopped rhubarb
1. Adjust the oven rack to the lower-middle position. Preheat the oven to 400 F. Grease a 12-cup muffin pan or line with paper liners.
2. In a small saucepan, melt the butter over medium-low heat.
3. In a large bowl, combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
4. In a small bowl, whisk together the eggs, buttermilk, and melted butter. Add to the flour mixture. Stir just enough to lightly blend. Add chopped strawberries and rhubarb.
5. Divide the batter evenly into the prepared muffin cups (the cups will be full). Optional: top with a mixture of oats, brown sugar, and flour. Bake until golden brown, 20 to 25 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean. Cool in the pan on a rack 3 minutes before removing the muffins.
Makes 12-14
we have rhubarb coming out of everywhere! should i mail you some... can you mail veggies... perhaps overnight!!!
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Roo, Rebs and Hat
hi lady, Im trying these right now... and can you clear up the baking soda/ baking powder? do i use both and how much of the soda if needed?
ReplyDeleteGah! I'm so sorry that I'm just now reading this! How did it go? Sorry I left out the amount of baking soda. I fixed it in the recipe -- it's 1/2 teaspoon. Not much. Use both, though!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, please mail me a garden!