Tuesday, July 5, 2011

A Real Dialogue


(as overheard in the strawberry field of Thompson Strawberry Farm in Bristol, Wisconsin)

Kid: (about 8 years old, shifting his weight around in a bored kind of way, and half-moaning, half-whining) Ughhhh. Can't we just go to Harvest Land (grocery store) and get fruit there?

Mom: (in the most irked, matter-of-fact, deadpan, sarcastic, way possible)
No. We can't. (now jerking the berries off their stems rather violently and glaring at him) And I'll tell you why. It's. Because. We. Like. This. Better. 

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