Countdown

In approximately 72 days (give or take, people! I'm not a botanist!) we will be able to say goodbye to these horrid, sad, genetically modified impostors shipped from faraway lands! No longer will an entire carton of strawberries be mainly white in color! Finally, strawberries will taste like something! Finally, strawberries won't taste like styrofoam! Soon, everyone, soon! Strawberries we can be proud of! They're coming. Hang on. You can make it!