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Cow Myth

Overheard in the grocery store:

the speaker was a ten or eleven year-old boy holding up a bag of shredded cheese and questioning his mother.

"I forget -- does cheese come from milk or does milk come from cheese?"

More From Eleanor

Eleanor: "Are we EVER going to make olive hats?"

Me: "I hadn't thought about it, but that sounds like a good idea."

Eleanor: "Maybe tomorrow we could make them?"

Me: "Maybe we could do it next week. Do you like olives?"

Eleanor: "Um, yes. Well, kind of."

Off With Your Head