"This is the most disgusting sandwich in the world. It has moldy cheese, logs, a mad spider, a spider with worms hanging on it, another spider, some DOG POOP (
looks at me to gauge my reaction), snakes, wood, and what do you call that green stuff I don't like? Oh yeah -- salad. And dust and olives and also meat pizza. Not because I don't like it but because it's gross when it's with the other stuff. And here is a monster because monsters are tall and they eat GROSS THINGS ALL THE TIME."
